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I inspected the toilets in a pub once and rarked the publican up about not having a seat on one of the ladies toilets. He explained that a lady had been taken out through the main bar on a stretcher at prime time Saturday evening with the seat supaglued to her backside and they hadn't got round to replacing it yet.

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I inspected the toilets in a pub once and rarked the publican up about not having a seat on one of the ladies toilets. He explained that a lady had been taken out through the main bar on a stretcher at prime time Saturday evening with the seat supaglued to her backside and they hadn't got round to replacing it yet.

So many questions to ask Alan :rotf:

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Idiocracy, De-Evolution at its finest

Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.
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omg you found me!!!!!

there isn't a smiley that shows my laughing right now.

though I would say the flamingo would be another ... wait is that a palm... my bad

btw just watched REC a horror movie, its subtitled in greek but seriously one of the best movies ever made

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btw just watched REC a horror movie, its subtitled in greek but seriously one of the best movies ever made

they made a couple of sequels to that. haven't seen the sequels yet tho.

you should watch the poughkeepsie tapes.

and if you like seriously disturbing movies, go with the french, i definitely recommend "martyrs"

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